Oh what a wonderful day at the pool. Everything is perfect. The bees are buzzing, the slave's ugly face is hidden under a latex mask and our fantastic Lady Bella Lugosi has slipped into her most elegant latex swimsuit. The water is warm, bubbling happily and the slave's plump, greedy lips are just waiting longingly for a first touch with the mistress's foot.
Today we present you the latest achievements in the furniture market. The hottest shit and the craziest trend when it comes to seating furniture. You thought a canapé would be comfortable? You think a chaise longue would be the end of all days for your troubled bottom?
Apparently, she likes to smoke. After all, she has a cigarette on the penis. Wait, did we read that correctly? On the penis? Do you think this is not possible? So where are we here? Well, first of all, it's not her penis. You can be pretty sure of that.
Do you still remember the old days? When technology wasn't that advanced? The first USB ports appeared on the PC and everything became easier? Devices could be easily installed. Without much effort, the printer ran as if by magic. Yes, those were the days of plug and play.
New boots want and need to be broken in. Otherwise they pinch. Kind of like when Mistress Bella Lugosi works on her slave's nipples. This should be avoided. We would like to make it clear here that it is not the nipples that need to be protected.
What staggers and dangles so loosely in the crotch? It is the strap that will penetrate your notch. Apparently, we can rhyme. Unfortunately, we had to think far too long about what rhymes with words like "giant strap-on" or "mega dildo". Since our budget for finding rhymes was cut, we decided to use a less lyrical form of expression. Why always express only in a fine manner?
What a chance. What a fantastic and great opportunity for this slave! Mistress Bella Lugosi is apparently wearing her “charity pants” today. Well, strictly speaking it's a "charity and I’m in a generous mood mini dress" made of red latex, but we don't take it that seriously.
Her slave was promised a fun day. Full of gimmicks and, we're not entirely unaffiliated with that, a lot of bad puns. What became of it in the end? Well basically what was promised. A lot of pain, humiliation and agony. Now that we're reading the text, we realize where the catch was.
Mistress Bella Lugosi always says, "Life is one long whip and it is served tasty with a smoldering cigarillo". Of course, we effectively put these words in her mouth for marketing reasons. But we're sure she would say it. Let's just stay thematically with cigarillos and torture tools. After all, our Bella Lugosi served us up this fantastic transition so magnificently. (wink)
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